Pamela Anderson posing on the cover of Playboy is about as rare an occasion as Dina Lohan passing up an open microphone.
Indeed, the former Baywatch star graces the front of her 13th issue this month, but there is something different about the January 2011 edition of the men's magazine: it's the first to include a poem by the actress.
Along with an eight-page nude pictorial, Anderson pens the following words inside the issue:
"Our best isn't good enough - right now our eyes are far-reaching. Please let's show the good in us... The brilliance... The wonderful... It's abundant - it's just not tapped as it should be."
"May all your bombs be bombshells."
Truer, less clear words have never been spoken by someone posing with her clothes off in Playboy for the 13th time.