Nevermind Catherine Zeta-Jones dressed like she just got back from an Eat, Pray Love-inspired travel tour for rich white ladies, it's Michael Douglas! Michael, who might still be in the middle of undergoing cancer treatments (I'm not sure), and his family are spending their Thanksgiving at Disney World this year. Yes, THANKSGIVING, but you can't tell from this picture since stupid ass Mickey and Minnie are dressed up for Christmas. Somebody tells those pre-ejaculators that we don't start stroking the candy cane until tomorrow! And somebody pour me another plastic cup of Andre, because I actually looked down to see if Mickey has a bulge. I have problems that cannot be cured.
And it's not officially Thanksgiving until you look at priceless pictures of international gem and hilarious expression maker Kirk Douglas and his wife Anne feeding the homeless (and themselves) at the Los Angeles Mission.